Fuck toasters

Toasters are overpriced mini ovens. which aren't worth it, last week my cousin decided to take a bath with a toaster on toasting bread for a snack, he died. And they toast my bread without my permission

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Here's why you should hate toasters

• First thing: They're overpriced
• Second thing:They can't handle water
• Third thing: they crisp my bread for no reason